Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Not in the clique.

If I were not going to Paris in a few weeks, I would SO be somewhere tropical right now. Denver schools are on spring break, and so I imagine all the annoying families filling the resorts of places I would like to be. So actually, I would SO be somewhere tropical next week. It’s lovely weather here, but it’s not the same as having breakfast while looking out at the ocean, palm trees swaying in the breeze, thinking about the day’s activities of lying by the pool reading and occasionally hopping in the pool to cool off. Except those days are probably gone for me now that we have the heir; instead it will be a lot of entertaining the toddler. Whatever; it’s still better to be in that kind of weather. Next year, for my, ahem, 40th birthday (WTF!!??) we’ll definitely go somewhere warm – either to Hawaii or perhaps rent a villa in Mexico. I’m thinking Hawaii, though, since it’s been awhile since I’ve been there. Somewhere I can pretend 40 isn’t happening.

Last Friday I had the most junior high experience I have had in some time. After work, I strolled with Eeyore over to a friend’s house to hang out and meet some of her neighbors, who habitually congregate on the sidewalk in front of her house to drink wine and chat while their children all play. When I got there, there was one dad and a couple of moms, and I felt that little awkwardness that sometimes comes when arriving at a scene with new people. That soon multiplied into full-fledged self-consciousness as both the women showed that they had no interest whatsoever in talking to me. As I continued to try to make friendly conversation, the resistance I felt emanating from these two was palpable. All of a sudden my own voice sounded to me to be too loud; too eager.

To try to change the emerging dynamic I perceived, I lifted Eeyore out of his stroller to carry him up to sit on the steps with my friend. As I lifted him, my friend said “Eeyore’s crack is showing.” I said, “Yes, he’s got high crack. R. says he inherited that from me.” Bitch Number One said, “Oh, isn’t that nice. How lovely to meet you.” Properly chastised, I sat down with Eeyore and shut up to observe (since there wasn’t really anyone left to talk to at that point). Not one minute after I had made my remark that was apparently the height of crudeness, Bitch Number Two launched into a discussion with her child about pooping in the potty. Bitch Number One chimed in about poop in general. At this point, my friend offered me a glass of wine, but I had to get out of there. I mean, seriously. I can’t make an inoffensive off the cuff remark without being called on it, but it’s OK to sit around and talk about baby shit? No thanks. Still, as I walked home, I couldn’t help but focus more on having been rebuffed by these women than anything else, when I had been nothing but normal and friendly. When I got home and told R. about how it had felt like 7th grade to be largely ignored, I might have even shed a hot tear or two. And then I remembered that I am WAY too old for that shit, and fuck them, anyway.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cliques don't die they just evolve.

Broady said...

I an floored that Bitch Number One made that comment to you. I wonder how close your friend is with her, because that comment is just way inappropriate.

And you pegged it: 7th grade. I've never understood how people like that feel good about mistreating "the new kid." I went through it myself when my family moved in 8th grade, and more recently in a "civic club" of which I'm a member. Some women are just thoughtless and self-absorbed, but Bitch Number One sounds like something different altogether. Good riddance.

Lydia said...

Now this is when the Old Kate would have scooped up some of the aforementioned baby shit and flung at the Mrs. Prisses like a monkey.
Useless twats. Excuse my vulgarity. You are way too cool to be a part of that club. WAY too cool. You wouldn't want Eeyore picking up bad habits from their spawn anyway...

lydia said...

Gosh. That was really nasty. Sorry for venting on your blog, m'dear.

Fluffy Windover said...

This is what scares me about motherhood: Other mothers. Who suck.

Kate said...

Yeah... there seems to be a pretty high quotient of those. But also of normal people, thankfully.

Cindy said...

High crack--that is funny, and I would have laughed. But then they probably wouldn't have talked to me either. There's got to be better company than the sidewalk bitches!

DerekB said...

You got to kinda wonder how interesting these two humorless bitches were if they could have a lively conversation about baby poop.